14.73 Miles Per Hour

That was my average speed on the drive into work today. Due to a car carrier jackknife on the eastbound Turnpike Extension and the ensuing rubbernecking on the westbound side, traffic was backed up for miles this morning, causing my 22.1 mile commute to take exactly 90 minutes from driveway to parking garage. Needless to say I was late.

I hate being late.