The Original Pancake Bat (TM)

I'm writing to you from Portland, ME, this fine morning. This is my third weekend out of state in three weekends. There was the trip to VT for Al's wedding, the trip to the White Mountains for our anniversary, and now I'm in ME for July 4th type celebrations and a visit with my godson - who is, as always, just awesome!

Yesterday, while making breakfast, he told me I was a "Pancake Bat." The temptation to create a visual was too much for me to resist:

This is the sort of thing I'll likely regret, when it's plastered all over creation, but I did it for my godson, man. I did it for him!