Now Accepting Applications for My Ark
Because, People, it is never going to stop raining.
You can trust us, Mark's a really good carpenter. And I'm a great cook - it'll be like Noah and the animals meets Celebrity Cruise Lines!
Applicants should be intelligent, honest, hygienic, hardworking... be aware, however, that we're heavily biased towards people we like.
Act now, don't delay. I don't like to be an alarmist, but the end is clearly near.
You can trust us, Mark's a really good carpenter. And I'm a great cook - it'll be like Noah and the animals meets Celebrity Cruise Lines!
Applicants should be intelligent, honest, hygienic, hardworking... be aware, however, that we're heavily biased towards people we like.
Act now, don't delay. I don't like to be an alarmist, but the end is clearly near.
posted by Cameron | 2:46 PM
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Pick me! I'm very hygenic. And I have enough campfire stories to last all forty days and forty nights.
Don't members of the Lord Roland Oranthal Sebascodegan Bluesbagpiper III, Esq. Memorial Cruise get some kind of exemption? Save me a chocolate cookie!! (And a thimbleful of Tequila)
Of course, Captain Nath, and Rian (and Bailey, too!) will be aboard for Jose and Archway Dutch Cocoa cookie nights. Sadly, our Biblical budget doesn't have room for the $5 gazillion required to buy Fritha. Please welcome aboard the irrepressible Richenza, formerly of the Langham Dungeons... er pastry kitchen. She will regale us with stories that will make our toes curl even while we are snarfing tequila!
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