If Felix was a highway patrolman

Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?

No, Officer. I don't...

To show you how freaking cute I am!

Hoo-whee! Do I have posts in my head for this week! We're testing a bunch of recipes chez MoMP this week, and if any of them end up shareworthy, I promise to share forthwith. I also have to explain why I'm the world's worst mother and maybe crazy. There are pugs, and snow. (Sadly, no pugs in the snow; that would be quality stuff, though.)

If the diptych above wasn't enough to brighten your day, here's a teaser for why I'm the world's worst mother and maybe crazy.

Mommy gave me a trim. Now my hair is silly.